Pathan Aakhen Band Karke Shishe Ke Saamne Baitha Tha To Yah Dekhkar Dusre Pathan Ne Pucha: Khan Bhai Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Pathan: Yaar Main Dekh Raha Hu Ki Ham Sota Hua Kaisa Lagta Hai!
Pathan: Tumhen Pata Hai Mujhe Divya Drishti Mil Gayi Hai Mujhe Aakhen Band Kar Ke Bhi Dikhai Deta Hai Sindhi: Achchha To Aakhen Band Karo Aur Batao Ki Kya Dikh Raha Hai? Pathan(Aakhe Band Kar): Ab Charon Taraf Andhera Ho Gaya Hai
Pathan: Khali Pepar Ko Barbar Chum Raha Tha Sindhi: Ye Kya Hai? Pathan: Lav Letter Hai Sindhi: Magar Ye To Khali Hai Pathan: Aaj Kal Bolchal Band Hai
Pati: Kya Baat Hai Aaj Ghar Bada Saaf Hai Kya Watsapp Band Hai Tumhara? Patni: Nahin Vo To Charjar Nahin Mil Raha Tha To Dhundhne Ke Chakkar Men Safai Ho Gayi
Santa: Yaar Ye Ramdev Baba Wala Nods Kharida Hai Inko Khana Kaise Hai? Banta: Ek Naak Band Karke Dusri Naak Se Andar Khinchana Hain?
Wife: Tum Sharaab Mein Bahut Paise Barbaad Karte Ho, Ab Band Karo. Husband: Aur Tum Jo Beauty Parlour Mein 5000 Ke Kabaad Karke Aati Ho Uska Kya? Wife: Wo To Main Tumhein Sundar Lagu Isliye. Husband: Pagli, Main Bhi To Isliye Peeta Hun Ki Tu Mujhe Sundar Lage!